BACK IN SE ASIA
If you don't prepare (and give plenty of time for your body to adjust) for a big weather change, you will suffer. Hydrating helps.
If you don't have a large bottle of water (make sure it is sealed when you buy it or suffer later) in your room, you will suffer. Use this both to drink and brush your teeth. Most people don't have horrible shit (literal) happen to them for using tap water. Perhaps you won't either. How many days of your carefully horded vacation time would you like to wager against saving thirty cents? If you use the entire bottle to brush your teeth with. (Hint: You've done the hand motions for getting water out of the tap so many times it has become muscle memory. Drop a cloth over the tap, balance the cap for the water on the tap or something to disrupt this process.) [For those staying at really posh places, they may think the 'poshness' of their taps means the pipes the water comes from are also new and posh. Again, would you like to bet on it?]
I arrived back in Thailand today and it is amazing how fast the old protocols were invoked. I'm not sure when I was last in SE Asia but it doesn't seem like long ago.
After landing, I was out of sorts and needing a lie down. Eleven hours or longer of sitting in a small seat is not a huge amount of fun.
The heat was like a crocodile attack. Sudden and unexpected. (Should have I expected it? Yes. The rational part of me did but...wow.)
Turns out that while I was gone, the old King of Thailand died. Today was the end of the one year long death rites the country held for him. I gave my condolences to a police inspector I met and he seemed pleased.
Since some members of the royal family were to drive by, all of the locals (and me) had to sit along the sides of the road. Better than trying for everyone bowing. Yeah, I got to have a cop help me to leverage my bulk up after it was over.
Because they were having this big celebration, the normal bus that goes all the way to Kao San Road (main tourist place in Bangkok to stay) only went part way. From there it was walking time. About a kilometer and a half with all my shit. During the noon day heat. Yea.
Heatstroke has been suffered in the past so when it is approaching, I know the feelings and signs. Did a few stops at 7-11's (best shop in Thailand) to re-hydrate.
Began to play the 'how much is this place' game. It's a lot easier with a rolling suitcase though I miss the backpack a bit.
Eventually, found a place for 250 baht ($7.50) per night, shared bathroom and not a great place. Staying here currently. After getting the room, I took a cold shower in the communal bathroom then passed out for a few hours.
Midday naps are back.
After I woke up, I wandered around playing the 'can I do better' game and picked up a liter and a half of water. Eventually, found a place for $4 more per night that is loads less depressing and noisy. We'll see how it sleeps. Until I've stayed a night or two at a place, there is no final rating.
Although I didn't feel hungry, I went and found some vegetarian food to eat (spring rolls) and had a pineapple shake. Total price, 150 b/$4.50 USD.
The protocols:
If you don't prepare (and give plenty of time for your body to adjust) for a big weather change, you will suffer. Hydrating helps.
For 'adventure visiting' (no plans, just show up), find a place that will sleep 'for a night'. A lot of BS can be put up with for one night. Drop bags there, then go find a better place. Remember that the only places that have much of an internet presence (at current) are the expensive ones. The difference between the expensive and cheap places to stay is often 'the person running it knows how to advertise on the internet'. And a bunch of money per night.
If you don't have a large bottle of water (make sure it is sealed when you buy it or suffer later) in your room, you will suffer. Use this both to drink and brush your teeth. Most people don't have horrible shit (literal) happen to them for using tap water. Perhaps you won't either. How many days of your carefully horded vacation time would you like to wager against saving thirty cents? If you use the entire bottle to brush your teeth with. (Hint: You've done the hand motions for getting water out of the tap so many times it has become muscle memory. Drop a cloth over the tap, balance the cap for the water on the tap or something to disrupt this process.) [For those staying at really posh places, they may think the 'poshness' of their taps means the pipes the water comes from are also new and posh. Again, would you like to bet on it?]
Go vegetarian for your first night in a place or eat something 'simple'. Hopefully not American fast food. Try to rise above that.
Don't forget to get a 'stupid card' from where you are staying. This is what I call the business card of the hotel. If you just want to remember the name, great but keep in mind that they don't have a lot of copyright laws here so if 'The Walden' is doing good, several other people may decide to name their place the Walden as well. Yes, really. Also, most people in the world seem to be absolute rubbish at making and reading maps. Keep that in mind when you are looking at the handy map on the business card and wanting someone else to look at it as well.
More later!
