LOST IN TRANSLATION
Innkeeper: I hope the child isn't making too much noise.
Logan: Don't worry - the noise they make is only one of the two reasons I don't want to have kids.
Innkeeper: (pause) You don't like children?
Logan: Their little voices cut through my soul like broken glass. Other than that, they're fine.
Innkeeper: (smiles uncertainly) So kid no problem?
Logan: None for me thanks, none of that immaculate conception rubbish either. If I end up being someone's father I want my five seconds of joy in return for eighteen years of suffering.
Innkeeper: I don't understand you.
Logan: I get that a lot - even in America.
FES AIRPORT NOTE
They have two different money changers. The government one you must produce a receipt showing you got money out of the ATM or a receipt of exchange in order to use them. The non-government one, you grab your ankles.
You check in either via telephone (ancient tech) or online. For online check in, you are required to reserve your seat. According to the website, if you don't check in two hours or more before your flight, they threaten you with losing your seat. Online, the seat reservation is either a 'joker' reservation where they put you in any seat they want for 5 EUR or pick a seat for 15 EUR. I picked a seat away from everyone else and ended up getting two seats for the ten hour flight. Worth it.
Also, unlike Ryan Air, Condor was very helpful in the terminal and printed off my boarding pass. Condor Air seemed much nicer to deal with.
If you are too lame to carry standard headphones, Condor Air is happy to rent you some to watch the in flight movies for 3.50 EUR.
Sitting and people watching at an airport is a good time. I lost count of how many people I saw sprinting through the airport, apparently late for their plane. Even a couple people who completely missed it. Why more people don't show up several hours early when they have so much money riding on the line is a mystery.
FRANKFORT AIRPORT NOTES
They have two different airports. One is Hahn which is no where close to Frankfort and the other is Frankfort International Airport.
For 14 EUR, you can take a pretty comfortable bus between the two for the couple hour drive.
While on this bus, I met up with a German girl who is 'from' and has lived in more nations than I can remember. We chatted until she literally fell asleep. If I were able to strike up conversations with pretty girls this easily when I was young, I'd have been a menace.
ARRIVAL IN THE STATES
First thing in the states, I told the people at customs I was 'jonesing for a cigarette'. They informed me smoking on airport grounds was an 'arrestable offence' and this late at night all of the taxis were gone so I'd have to walk off airport grounds to have a smoke. I made dismaying noises and they all had a good laugh at my expense.
This is good because they were so busy laughing they didn't search my bags. I had 'a few' extra cigarettes and my meds which might have otherwise been seized.
For those wondering, yes, I intentionally fed them that straight line.
ORLANDO AIRPORT NOTES
Homeland security seems to have taken over the airports and is now making people remove their shoes and hop into the "I can see you naked" machine in order to continue justifying their huge budget.
NOTE ON TRAVEL DISTANCES IN THE USA
For my European friends, a good example why you need a vehicle: My friend Tim lives approximately 50 KM away from where he regularly shops. Bit too far to comfortably walk. Everything in America (aside from in the big cities) is a ways away.
My friend Tim was wearing a Ghutra (traditional Arabic head wrap) because he likes it and during the summer it keeps your head cool.
We were approaching a Chinese restaurant to see if it was still open. As we walked toward it, we both heard a 'click' from the door of Stafford Ballet Academy.
They locked the fucking door in fear we might think about entering.
It wouldn't surprise me if the proprietor was hiding behind the counter, frantically dialing 911.
BIG BAG WEIGHT
Bloated up to 16.7 KG. I'm going to dump a bunch of stuff very soon.
In the US, it was 36.5 LBS. I looked shocked and protested - so used to kilos. "It's in American." she explained. Yes, welcome back to the land of obsolescent measuring systems.
When I told my parents I was going to Central and South America, they immediately warned me of drug cartels. In Morocco, one of the cities I visited (Essouara? The 'Blue City') actually produces one quarter of all the hash consumed in the world.
Why was the person who invented 'babble headed dolls' allowed to live?
On idealistic 18-20 year olds and those who 'want to save the world': "Kind of like watching someone paint their house with water colors. It's amusing and a little sad. You know that after the first big rain, most of it will be swept away and that the whole thing is ultimately fruitless."
(From Dave, Tim Van Theemsche's friend): "If you do meet Logan, you'll know why Tim is the way he is."
Weaving in Fes
And, from America:
Malls explained 1, 2, 3, 4
Tim in native environment
Duty free cigarettes (on Condor Air), 39.50 EUR in a 'two for one' deal. I'd heard smokes were 8 USD per pack. In Virginia (tobacco growing state) they are 5 USD per pack.
Beer, in restaurant, on sale, approx .3 liter, 3 USD
Lunch special (two meals of food), $11
Note, in the USA how they keep the herd fat is they offer insane deals like "If you want half an order (of food) it is $8 - full sized order is $9." For a 16 oz (?) drink it is 1.49 USD. Double the size, 1.69 USD. Americans have no chance.